Wet Randy

a “wet randy” is the when a friend drunkenly p-sses out on on of his or her friend’s couch after a long night of drinking and soft serve sh-ts him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. now, i cannot stress enough the importance of the soft serve aspect of the p–p – at the very least the consistency of the p–p must be similar to that of a dairy queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup p–p. if you happen to cr-p yourself and the t-rd is just a general dense loaf (you know, the kind where you don’t even need to wipe afterward) then you have not “wet-randyed” your friend’s couch but rather you have simply cr-pped yourself, so go get some tp and better luck next time.
ah, yes… that indeed is a wet randy, but just barely…
when you spit inside someone’s ear and blow in it, then stick your finger in the same ear and wiggle it around.
wet randy:

male version: the best sensation during s-xual intercourse when the man does it to woman during doggystyle, bjs, reverse side-by-side, reverse cowgirl, & b-tterfly style… usually any man-on-top styles.

female version: the most interesting moments is when the woman does it to the man during cunnilings, pile-driver, side-by-side, & other woman fetish advantages over men during s-xual intercourse.
when you lick your finger or use your tounge to wetten between someone elses finger(webbing). mostly uncomfortable due to the moisture between the fingers forcing a wipeoff immediately.
person 1: dude i cant believe she licked between your fingers!

person 2: yeah, she really wet randy’ed me.