wet schnauzer
pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. after s-x, as so often happens, moisture acc-mulates upon said hair. the visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
yo, after i pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my b-lls, i screamed like a little girl “i just got schnauzered!!!”
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