wet sock
to describe someone or something as useless. as a wet sock has little use to anyone.
“that new guy is as useful as a wet sock”
a woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your p-n-s is inserted within a warm, wet sock.
i’d sleep with her again if i had the chance, however she is a wet sock.
whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. as a last resort, you c-m in your sock.
-j-c-l-t-ng into a sock.
i was so desperate for a w-nk my only option was to wet sock.
a sock recently used to wipe off yourself after masturbation.
i just jerked off, so watch out for that wetsock.
women that have extremely huge or long breast that sag or hang down lower than their elbow.
guy 1: did you see that hot milf man?
guy 2: yeah, but i’m not feeling her wetsocks though
when you have worn the same socks so long that they are wet from sweat, then when you take them off they get instantly hard and crispy.
d-mn, you got wet socks.
when giving -n-l, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there -ss hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock
“yer i did my girlfriend right up the b-m hole lastnight”
“nice”
“yer i know i gave her a wet sock!
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