Wet Tug
giving yourself a feverish, -rg-smic w-nk job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.
carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
dan was swimming at his grandma’s -ssisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics cl-ss was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
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