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loading your ball-sack with your own pee, and releasing it on a girl.

-takes skill and should not be performed by amateurs.

step 1. roll your wiener up into itself.
step 2. pull up your ball-sack over your remaining p-n-s, until it forms the shape of a round balloon.
step 3. begin peeing until ball-sack fills with pee.
step 4. when ball-sack is full, release on woman.
i just gave ashley a wet west texas, and she was too drunk to care.

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