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• douche stream

  when a jack-ss leaks sh-t from their mouths. colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .

• finut

  when you wear a condom with a small hole in it and you know it there but you still get the b-tch pregnant i finuted that hoe

• dogeram

  someone who bangs random girls, and dodges/runs from them afterwards. i can’t wait to dogeram her today

• cock cabbage

  a very putrescant case of genital warts someone with the iq of a root vegetable i really should have used a condom my d-cks now covered in c-ck cabbages those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they’re a bunch of absolute c-ck cabbages

• wiggly squid

  when a woman’s sucking a c-ck and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again he had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth

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