wft
well it could be a typo of ‘wtf’ = what the f-ck, but i like to think of it meaning ‘well f-ck that’ :d
made comical by the online flash cartoon ‘the end of the world’, when a meteor is about to hit earth, and decides not to, and is just like ‘well f-ck that’.
pay you £1000 for this piece of cr-p? wft!
1) a typographical error occuring when attempting to type “wtf” meaning “what the f-ck?”
2) for the shakespearian – “what f-ck thee?” a question one might ask in reference to the night prior.
3) a statement meaning “what? f-ck that”
1) n/a
2) “dude, wft last night?”
“thy mother, hag”
3) “you going to the study group tonight?”
“wft…i’m getting sh-tty drunk.”
wft is a internet variation of the commonly used wtf. wft stands for, “well, f-ck that.” its most commonly used when referring to an event, situation, or gather that you do not wish to be a part of or simply just have the mindset of, f-ck it-ism. wft and wtf should not be confused as a mispelling because the long and short term affects of your message will be completely different.
mary: hey, wanna come to a party?
you: whos is it and where?
mary: my friend becky.
you: the 400 pound hairy elephant b-tch?
mary: yes.
you: wft
means world f-cking tour. its what awesome bad-ss people say when they do something awesome and bad-ss
guy 1: d-mn dude. i kicked his -ss!
guy 2: ya man! wft!
guy 1: wft!
means “what f-ck the”
used when someone/something is/says something either really stupid or it’s just confusing.
commonly mistaken for wtf.
also used when a person had no spelling ability at all and the reader is confused by the gibberish.
person 1: i jut get frm meye kunses
person 2: wft? what are you talking about dude?
person 1: i m tackin aboot meye kunses.
person 2: again. wft?
well fancy that. used as a slightly sarcastic response to some interesting morsel of information, that isn’t really usefull or that interesting.
maxwels daemon gives its name to long running unix processes….wft
abbreviation for:
(1)what f-cked that
(2)what f-cked the
(1)(while looking at your sister) wft!?!
(2)wft cabbage?!
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