whack and pack
a whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. they then invite you over to their house and let you watch and m-ssage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. then, when you j-zz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh c-m and packs it into the other’s p-ssy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
tim: yo, bro, i heard you went over to tina and jen’s house last night? you have a threesome?
jim: nah, they’re both lesbians. they wanted a baby, and so i was there for the whack and pack.
tim: still pretty hot, though. so long as they don’t hit you up for the child support.
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