Whack Fest
whack fest can occur any time, but usually on a sat-rday morning/afternnon. it consists of masturbating thouroughly for at the least amount of time 2 hours to the prefered 5 hour mark. this m-st-rb-t–n is done consistently by stopping just before you are about to “blow the load!” wait about 10-15 min (no touchy touchy!) then proceed again. keep this up for the prefered 5 hours, and let it go! this will leave you with mt. st. helen in your crotch.
scenario 1: corey- “yo, scott what are you going to do this weekend?” scott- “i’m gonna partic-p-te in a whack fest.”
scenario 2: that test was hard, i think i deserve to have a whack fest.
scenario 3: “no, mom i cant go to uncle clyde’s funneral. why? because i’m gonna do whack fest! d-mn it!”
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