whack off


to mastrubate, jack off
dude, i am going to whack off in the corner
my favorite pasttime, next to sleeping
i like to whack off several times a day, it feels so good
the gift that keeps on giving!
making love to yourself.
masturbation
if i whack off with both hands, that’s a perfect ten.
to perform an act of masturbation.
someone that is being a d-ck.
1. why don’t you go whackoff for a while.
2. you’re being a whackoff.
3. that guys a whackoff.

i’m joining these two words to make one better word.
to have s-x with pamela handerson
i f-cked her good last night, pamela handerson that is.
can mean one of two things:

1) to stroke a p-n-s, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) to kill someone in maphia lingo
for definition 1: “i’m whacking off right now.”, “your sister whacked me off last night.”

for definition 2: “if i find out lenny’s wearing a wire, you’re gonna whack him off.”, “i’m going to whack you off if you don’t whack off lenny.”
something extremely large or noisy.
“the car hit him and i heard this whack-off bang”
“she has whack-off br–sts.” (this can also link to “whack off” meaning “to m-st-rb-t-“)

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