whack-off olympics
when more than one males (excluding females) compete in games concerning the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n. no female spectators are allowed at these events.
david marcus was disqualified from the wack-off olympics for using performance enhancing drugs. however, he got gold in the smallest p-n-s event.
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