Whackaholic


an individual who chronically m-st-rb-t-s, typically 3+ times a day on average.
“where the h-ll is joe?”

“i told you he’d be late cause he’s beatin’ it. the kid is a total whackaholic.”
someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.
ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.

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