whackin

slang term for masturbation.

any man born with a p-n-s and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.

step 1: find a good place to remove p-n-s from pants. suggestion: shower, bedroom, dusty attic.

step 2: withdraw p-n-s from pants.

step 3: double check location for humans and house pets. if they see you it could be uncomfortable.

step 4: open hand, place p-n-s in hand, get a firm grip around your ‘c-ck’. lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.

step 5: stroke p-n-s with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).

step 6: repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. this should feel exquisite.
i enjoy feverishly whackin my c-ck in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scr-t-m any chance i get.

i think about big fat jamaican women when i am whackin my schl-ng. they make good grits and have jungle t-tties. i want to stick my p-n-s in their large, dark, cavernous v-g-n-s.
you p-n-s, just a better way of saying it
1. hey u heard you see mark walkbergs whackins in this movie
2. hey i think the girl in the pink wants my whackins