whacksturbate
a cross off the words whack off, and m-st-rb-t-.
also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
danny: where are you going jim?
jim: im gonna go whacksturbate.
both: ha ha ha!
jim: i’ll be right back…
a cross off the words whack off, and m-st-rb-t-.
also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
danny: where are you going jim?
jim: im gonna go whacksturbate.
both: ha ha ha!
jim: i’ll be right back…
1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions
bob: i love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand m-ssage.
tim: don’t do that because if you whacksturbate, your can f-ck up your wrist
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