Whalecock Blowhole
a two-part masturbation move for males only. the first portion of the move is called the whalec-ck. the process begins when a male takes his half-erect p-n-s and inserts it into his own b-tthole. the phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. the c-ck is quickly placed back in the -n-s, and the male will proceed to -j-c-l-t- in his own b-tthole. this move is then followed by the blowhole. the blowhole begins as the male has just j-zzed in his own -sshole as a result of “whalec-cking.” the masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. the release of gas will cause the p-n-s and fresh s-m-n to fly out of the b-tthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a p–py/c-mmy mess.
i can’t believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the whalec-ck blowhole to that dane cook video!
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