Whalen on a penny


term used to describe how quick one is on something. much like the term stink on sh-t or white on rice. whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a d-ck smith named jeff. if one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of jeff.
boss: hey peter are you going to have those tps reports for me by lunch?
peter: chill out lumberg! i am on it like whalen on a penny.

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