Wham, bam, thank you ma’am!


1. a situation where a man (a client?) has a s-xual quickie. maybe it’s during a break period.

2. a euphenism for just plain ordinary non-kinky s-x. no oral or -n-l or role-playing or s & m jive, just slide it in. sometimes referred to as simply “wham, bam!”.

3. what rock’n’roll chameleon david bowie interjects after the last verse and before the grand blowout of his cl-ssic hit “suffragette city”. it’s on the legendary protopunk alb-m “the rise and fall of ziggy stardust and the spiders of mars”.
1. james and mary had a hot time in the storage room this afternoon. it was so brief but so electric and so intense it was a case of “wham, bam, thank you ma’am!”.

2. jojo was walking around the streets of salt lake city when he saw some college students unpacking a volkswagon. they told jojo that they were going to do some kinky s-x acts, threesomes, an orgy and such and invited him to join them. jojo declined. they asked him what kind of s-x he liked doing. he just deadpanned “wham, bam, thank you ma’am!”.

3. on the cd version of the “fire and gasoline” alb-m by steve jones of the s-x pistols there is a cover of “suffragette city”. steve jones subst-tutes the ” wham, bam, thank you ma’am!” line with “wham, bam, load it baby!”.

4. ahhhhhhh, wham, bam, thank you ma’am!

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