whang

(noun) p-n-s

(verb) male masturbation

see also w-ng.
i’ve had a long, hard day at the office; i’m going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.
the subtle female bouquet – reminiscent of fish – resulting from an excess of old v-g-n-l mucus. sometimes found on ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather shufti.
‘well rupert; from the delightful aroma from the kitchen, i thought we were having fish for supper.’

‘no, claude: it’s pheasant old boy. what you can smell is lady constance’s whang. quite mackerelly today, don’t ya think?’
to strike sharply and create a sound, usually metallic. a combination of whack and bang.
“leela, are you alright? you got whanged on the head.” – futurama, “anthology of interest ii”
n. a slightly acrid or spoiled smell. (at least texas, perhaps all of the south).
this hamburger meat/milk already has a whang to it (and should be thrown out).
this cheap wine really has a whang. (buy a better chianti)
to throw extremely hard. usually at a person.
man did you have to whang that rock at my head?
(v.) variant spelling of ‘w-ng’; this also means ‘to smell bad’.
boy it whangs in here — did you just trump?