whappy


when someone is acting abit mental of alcohol or drugs or something…
‘strongbow sends me whappy!’
verb- to slap someone with something you are holding on to.

noun- something that one can slap with that one has to hold on to.
“i’m going to whappy you with this fish all across your face.”

examples of whappy: fish, sausage, bag, feather, rope, water floaty…
the use of one mouth to pleasure the genitals of another, or the same person bl-wj-bhummerchopper
bo received whappies from a naíve sorority girl after a long, emotional talk about sensitive things.

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