what are you smokin?


a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person
when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled what are you smokin son?

guy a: that chick dont look too bad over there.
guy b: what are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

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