What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
it means a lot of things. for example;
1. you’re about to die.
2. your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. you’re high.
4. you’re just stupid.
5. you’re just a r-t-rd that f-ckin has problems.
6. you just sucked a infected d-ck.
7. you’re on your period.
8. you just drank some menstrual juice.
9. you saw a michael and got high.
10. you just got harrison’d.
11. vanessa shoved a d-ld- up your -ss and you enjoyed it like how a b-tch enjoys a big fat bl-wj-b.
12. justin bieber. ’nuff said.
13. you read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. you just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the -ss.
15. you saw the number 15.
16. your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
high guy: dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
my -ss: a lot of things. why?
high guy: cuz i see flying platypuses.
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