what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
it happened. it only happened there. and it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the “the here and now”.
and anyone who wasn’t there at the time need not know about it.
so stfu about it, and move on. but keep the memories. 😉
dane cook’s intro to a recent show in las vegas:
“…great to be back here in vegas….you know how they say ‘what happens in vegas stays in vegas’….? well i have a new saying….if it happens in vegas, and i see it….i’m f-ckin’ telling everybody!!”
what happens in vegas, stays in vegas
(‘cept herpes, that sh-t stays with you for life)
sarah: i can’t remember, but i think i lost my v-card to someone last night in vegas…
best friend nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. no worries.
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