What is A Karen?
a creature unlike any other, she was born not of man, but of rancid feces, emerged from her mothers foul -n-s. never has there ever been, in the history of that which there ever was, a person, by the name of karen, that could be conceived, even in the smallest bit, to be somewhat decent to the senses. karen, blatantly put, is a dog. her hair is not glossy, her face is not not carved by the hands of angels, but a rather a punching bag of clay. no one, not even the late and great ray charles, would l-st after her figure.. her body appears that of a something melting while simultaneously battling itself and losing. her personality is that of which you would expect of someone named karen.
k-karma for her mother
a-a lifetime of settling
r-r-ct-m of the human race
e-excels at failure
n-never going to find love or a pity f-ck
what is a karen?
-hey is that karen?
-oh you mean that foul smelling, creature with the dingy hair and the muddled face, and the complete lack of any worthwhile characteristics ?
-oh yes, her
-yea thats karen.
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