what the dick


used in place of what the f-ck
what the d-ck!! where the d-ck did he come from
a variation of “what the f-ck?”

it is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.
“guys, what the d-ck? i think i left my wallet back at the bar”
what the d-ck is a phrase that is typically used to express frustration, disbelief, dissatisfaction, irritation, and many other emotions.

what the d-ck should be used only in the most serious of situations.

if you’re looking for an alternative phrase that may be used in less serious situations, we recommend using the phrase “what the d-cky”.
what the d-ck blaine; why did you just hit me the face?
a replacement for f-ck.can be used in a positive manner or negative.
“yo what the d-ck,my car ran out of gas”

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