what the helk


an exclamation following disbelief/shock/awe. stronger than “what the heck” but milder than “what the h-ll”. use this phrase in moderation because if you overuse it you sound like a dumb-ss.
guy 1: i can shove twelve hot dogs up my -sshole!
guy 2: what the helk?

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