what the possible fuck
you exclaim “what the possible f-ck!” when you aren’t completely sure that this potential f-cked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. in other words, you don’t want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual f-cked-up situation or not because you don’t have all the facts. and if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a d-ck. so meticulous and cautious soul that you are “what the possible f-ck!” is the perfect reaction.
while watching fake-news bsnbc, pete phones his friend joe.
pete (breathlessly excited): “madcow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their sp-cecraft on times square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting ‘fear not! we’ve come in peace!'”
joe (mildly dubious): “what the possible f-ck!”
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