What would Jesus do?
a phrase used by over enthusiastic christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what jesus, son of g-d would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can’t do anything that jesus can do.
guy: my wife ran away with judd, i lost my job and now i can’t feed my 5000 kids! what would jesus do?!
guy 2: probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish…
guy: awww sh-t…
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