What would Kratos do?


derived from the christian slogan ‘what would jesus do?’.

instead refers to what choice kratos from g-d of war would make to solve his problem.

i.e. kill in the most violent way possible

reasons why this is much more realistic are kratos doesn’t:
turn water into wine,

feed 5000 people,

cure blindness or leprosy

walk on water.
he kills his problems with his hands.
guy: zack stole my wife! what would kratos do?!

guy 2: probably rip off his head

guy: yeah!

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