Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?
“whatever happened to the man of tommorow?” is what “the death of superman” should have been. a gripping tale that doesn’t just kill off superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. it isn’t just a marketing ploy, it’s a grand finale to a great american legend. but it was written by alan moore, so what do you expect?
how to be a good-boy comic nerd.
step 1: get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero t-shirt.
step 2: go down to your local comic shop.
step 3: find a copy of the “death of superman” story from the 90’s in trade. place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
step 4: face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout “f-ck you!!!!” at the top of your lungs.
step 5: place trade where you found it.
step 6: but a copy of “dc universe: tales of alan moore” containing “whatever happened to the man of tommorow?”
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