whatever tickles your oyster


a different, and funnier, way of saying, “whatever floats your boat…”

usually provoked by some stupid comment by a kind of weird d-ck-weed.
” oh my g-d, don’t you just love watching the power puff girls 24/7!?!”

“mmm…whatever tickles your oyster”

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