whatevs

whatever, but for cool people
tom cruise: “you are such a wh-r-”

queen of england: “whatevs”

tom = pwned
shorter version of whatever…you can use it in arguments in the same way only it works even better. after a person has explained their whole side of the argument then just say “whatev” and then most likely the person ur arguing with will be annoyed by this shortened word and add in the “er” at the end and then its a beautiful thing because they’ll realize that ur working together for one common cause in life,to make a full word out of its two seperate syllables, and who cares about that silly argument anymore?
girl: but how could u sleep with my mom? after all we have been through and blahblahblah
guy: whatev
girl: er…f-ck me now!
it has been in the history of mankind to shorten the words that man has been using in their life. phrases such as “ha ha ha” have been reduced to “ha ha” and other phrases such as “what is going on” have been reduced to “what’s up” and even reduced to the more commonly known one-word phrase “wuzzup”. another example if you will. this statement. “greetings. how are you doing, dear acquaintance, i am currently relaxing in a state of repose” is reduced to “yo, wuzzup, homie? i’m chillin”. nevertheless, another word has been the subject of this process of lessening the number of syllables in a word to make speech something more quick and easily done in our ever quickening and increasingly faster society. thus the birth of the word, whatev, has occured.

whatev – a word that has the meaning of whatever except it is pr-nunciated with the “ev” slightly lengthened so to give the impression of coolness. this is often used in a light manner, often in cases where the person uttering the phrase doesn’t care much or pretends not to care.
person 1: well, it looks like we are gonna die…
person 2: whatev…

person 1: oh snap! we have a test today…and a lab due thursday!!!
person 2: whatev…
“whatever.” the cool or laid back way of saying it.
kayla:v-dogg keeps follwing us.
mark:whatevs
kayla:but she’s so annoying.
mark:eh…whatevs
abbreviated and much cooler version of what ever.
hey we’re not going to be able to go to lunch until 12:15.

reply: whatev
an abbreviated slang word for whatever. used in a flippant or dismissive manner when you don’t agree with something and need to communicate a quick distaste for it. can also use whevs.
my friend told me he likes to go to the movies every wednesday and i was like whatevs, i haven’t got time for this.
a shorter/lazier/cooooler version of whatever
whoops forgot there was a test today… ahh whatev!

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