Whatisitis
a life threatening disease that can be contracted through excessive existential questioning. some symptoms may include depression, substance abuse, social withdrawal, ident-ty crisis, and a sh-tload of other dysfunctions. although deadly, this disease can be cured with a large dose of distraction, available in both physical and mental forms.
please note that even after a person has recovered from whatisitis, it will never leave the body of the carrier. it is, however, non-hereditary. you can also attempt to spare your children the uncertainty of life by introducing them to extra-curricular activities and/or by brainwashing them.
you: what is that? -squinting-
me: what is what?
you: what is that? -points to object in distance-
me: what is what? -using air quotes-
you: no, i’m serious.
me: what is serious?
you: ugh.
me: what is ugh?
you: -thinks harder- holy sh-t my brain is on fire… stop.
me: what is stop?
you: -catching on now- what is is?
me: what is what?
you: what is what is?
me: d-mn, i don’t know what anything is anymore.
you: me neither.
me: sorry for giving you whatisitis. then again, why am i speaking? nothing makes sense! what is speaking and what is sense?!
you: wanna smoke up?
me: what does that mean? oh f-ck it, where’s my bong?
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