what’s up now


a rhetorical question used when one is in a difficult predicament and the circ-mstances suddenly change in his/her favor, such as when the person in trouble pulls out a gat or when his/her posse shows up ready to whoop some -ss. often followed by “b-tch” or “punk” to further -ssert dominance.
barack obama: “now that i’ve won the iowa caucus, i have the democratic nomination in the bag. the new hampshire primary is going to be a walk in the park.”
(hillary clinton wins new hampshire primary)
hillary clinton: “h-ll yeah! what’s up now, b-tch???”
(barack obama wins the democratic nomination)
hillary clinton (obviously insincerely): “congratulations, senator obama. i am so happy for you. the american people definitely made the right choice.”
barack obama: “three words, senator clinton: what’s up now?!?!?!”
said after coming upon someone who has done or said something earlier deserving of a beating, which could not be administered due to circ-mstance.
you were talking smack earlier with your friends…..whats up now!!

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