what’s your poison


what do you want to drink.
bartender asks a patron, “what’s your poison?”
1. a query as to one’s preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one’s preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one’s preference in women
1. alfred: what’s your poison?
rudyard: give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. alfred: what’s your poison?
rudyard: give me some mother f-ckin’ crack!

3. alfred: what’s your posion?
rudyard: i likes me the big-t-tty b-tches yo!
alfred: word!
what are you drinking? usually in terms of alcohol
“whats ya poison?”
“tequila slammer”
usually said by sleazy guys in bars as a way of asking to buy you a drink
“hey…what’s your poison”
“baileys now f-ck off”

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