whatsapp pornfolio
the unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from whatsapp chat messages.
i’m in the dog house with the wife. last night lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies – she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked martin cloones with a hitler tash!!
oh no mate – you really need to tidy your whatsapp p-rnfolio at 2am daily.
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