Wheat Wings


to successfully become a true member of saskatchewan. the official rank of a true saskatchewan person. there are one of three ways to earn your wheat wings:

1. go to tim hortons and order a hot chocolate in the summer

2. go buy a slurpee in the middle of winter

3. wear a bunnyhug and shorts outside in the summer
john earned his wheat wings this summer. he bought a tim hortons hot chocolate.

we’re taking jessica out to earn her wheat wings. she’s going to go buy a slurpee in the winter.

stacey earned her wheat wings by wearing her bunnyhug and shorts outside. she is now a true member of saskatchewan.

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