wheel of fortune
the best game show (next to price is right) in the world. what’s better than spinning a wheel to win money?
contestant: i’d like to solve the puzzle: supercalifragelistcexpialidocious
a game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your abcs and spinning a big wheel.
aaah wheel of fortune… or is it wheel of misfortune? in any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it’s almost ridiculous.
when a guy is standing up vertically and sticks his d-ck into a chick’s vag pipe. he then proceeds to spin her using his d-ck as the hinge. if the guy’s head ends up in between the girls legs, he puts her down and eats her out like a dog. if her head is near his at the end of the spin cycle, he places her down, and c-ms in her mouth.
john:yo i gave my girlfriend the wheel of fortune last night!!
matt: oh ya?
john: yup, she got a load in her mouth.
while your sitting in a wheel chair you get a bl-wj-b
ashley did amazing at wheel of fortune last night!
a s-x game in which a naked woman sits in a rotatable chair, surrounded by anywhere from three to six men. the chair and the woman are spun and who ever she is facing when the chair stops gets to f-ck her. this is very similar to spin the bottle, but with only one person in the middle.
matt, cody, and timmy had an awesome time playing wheel of fortune last night with sarah.
a s-x position involving three men, and a dwarf woman. two of the men f-ck the girl pig roast style (one in the front hole, one in the back hole) standing up, so that the dwarf girls legs aren’t touching the ground. then the third guy stands next to them, and spins the midget girl around.
yo that midget girl got wheel of fortuned.
a bunch of dude stand around a round table with their erections lying on the table. a girl lays on the table spins her around and what ever d-ck she stops at, she has to suck
i got a bl-w j-b from playing wheel of fortune last night
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