whelp

at odds end. it is what it is.
hey georgie, z grabbed the last beer. all out, stores are closed. “whelp”
interjection. a remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word “well” and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. where as pr-nunciation of “well” can be drawn out, “whelp” is strictly pr-nounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.
a. whelp, the barn is on fire, i lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. today’s been so-so, i s’pose.

b. yea, so i say to her “you better have my money, or santa clause might come to town, on your -rs-!” -entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller’s wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her- whelp, time for me to getting home i s’pose.

(robin is caught in bed with another man by batman)
c. robin: i guess the cat’s out of the bag…
batman: whelp, that sure does explain a lot.
whelp: to be an immature worthless being, imitated only by pond sc-m and puddles of projectile vomit.
margerie: tommy pick up your books
tommy: no.
margerie: why you insolent whelp!
annoying, fire-breathing, face-biting baby dragons that get aggro’ed when noobs fly into the whelp cave. collectively, whelps have killed more people than aids.
“whelps!!! left side, even side, now, handle it!”
a small child, infant, or toddler.
not a mean term.
1.
look at the whelp of the family!

2.

child: mom, why am i so small?
mom: because you’re my little whelp!
whelp means “a puppy/p-ssy”.
you know the saying, “if you can’t run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies.” it’s kind of like calling someone a p-ssy. ex: dude, you’re a f-cking whelp puppy, p-ssy. ex 2: someone goes to a concert on a sunday night and has work the next day, a real man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. p-ssy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn’t “feel up to it”.
a hot young 20 something guy who prefers having s-x, dating, or marrying older women.
michael, why don’t you go out with chicks your own age, aren’t you like 25?

nahh man, i’m a whelp. gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

ashton kutcher is a whelp, his wife is demi moore.

dude, you gotta stop whelping on those coyotes!