Whelpley
a snivelling litte effeminate tool of a weasel man that acts nice to your face, but trashes you when you’re not there. likes to hang out with the catty b-tches because he fits right in with them. usually they are gay or bis-xual since they only get some p-ssy about once a year.
man #1 “that’s a hot group of cheerleaders over there”
man #2 “i hear that, but check out that f-cking whelpley in the middle of them”
man #1 “sh-t! i thought that was just an ugly b-tch. wtf”
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