when hell freezes over
signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the bengals win the super bowl?
2: when h-ll freezes over, that’s when.
idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.
q: dude, i’m tired of the beach. wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at wal-mart?
a: yeah!
q: right on! let’s roll!
a: hold on, i’d rather do that when h-ll freezes over. you stupid nincomp–p.
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