When I were a lad… I was Jewish
the ultimate ending to a “when i were a lad” hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.
when i were a lad… i was jewish. but the anti-semites couldn’t stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire hollywood producer.
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