when tuan gets here


(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come – esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur
1. according to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in sp-ce is -ssigned the likelihood of the object being there. though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in sp-ce. with some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. but, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. so, unless you’re really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, i don’t know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. i will have s-x with victoria secret model alessandra ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. this proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. the middle east will cease to be a burden to western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.

Read Also:

  • Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

    a question posed by yossarian in joseph h-ller’s catch-22 to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. this seemingly rhetorical question is what one asks when one feels that everyone else is asking stupid questions and one wants to join in and/or point out how obviously stupid their questions […]

  • where the sun doesn't shine

    the -n-s (see also -sshole) take your sh-tty campaign plans and put them where the sun doesn’t shine.

  • Whiiple Creek

    a fast running stream that runs blood since the as-xual purple trolls of gratirigarth slayed innocent bards who were working on the on the top secret project of zarganzig’s castle in 1643. now a unesco world heritage site, that cannot be accessed because of secret government projects taking place there. “have you been to see […]

  • Whip Cream On Dog Shit

    when something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. the positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative. two men on a golf course: jim: (on the 18th hole) great putt, mike. mike: (after a terrible round of golf) ah, whip cream on dog sh-t.

  • whip sock

    a sock or stocking used to catch or clean up -j-c-l-t–n after masturbating. rob, keeps a whip sock by his bed for easy clean up.


Disclaimer: when tuan gets here definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.