where do we stand?
the most dreaded words in the english] language. may be used by:
1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. chances are, said employee hasn’t been working so much as he has been writing urbandictionary definitions.
2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.
boss: sooo where do we stand? did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
employee: -closes multiple browser tabs- uh… -takes out gun and shoots self in temple-
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