whey

pr-nounced the same as the word “way”.
used to add humiliation to a situation or simply to annoy a subject. can also be used to show pride if used correctly!
man: aw man, my wife just left me!
friend: whey!

man: how do you spell concentration?
friend: whey! you don’t know! whey! whey! whey!
man: fine, i’ll ask someone else…..
friend: whey! whey! whey! whey!
man: shut up you’re so annoying!
friend: whey! whey!

man: so how do you spell concentration?
friend: i think it’s c-o-n-c-e-m…..
man: whey! it’s “n” not “m”, whey! i know how to spell it! whey! whey! whey!
whey is a nonsensical exclamation of sorts. it is also a form of protein that you might find in a nutritional store in several delicious flavors.
billy:d-mn! sean looks built!

bob:f-ckin’ a! it’s those d-mn whey protein shakes.
powdered protein mix, when combined with water, tastes like pure sh-t. known to take a scrawny boy, and turn him into a real man…. the process is absoloutly disgusting.
my god my whey protein shake tastes like pure -n-s! can’t wait to be big and stro- -barf-
a slang term for the street drug marijuana. usually used as a code word for use around adults, or narcs alike.
im already feelin’ twisted, but i want some more whey.
a word to celebrate something or in response of something told to you that you are pleased about.
“i won the race, whey”
jeremiah: “i’ve just found some money”
you: “whey, nice one mate”
used
1) to supliment an amuseing anectode
2)highlight given persons misfortune
1) matty solid:’communisum was a good idea but failed in practice’
unruly crowd: ‘whey whey wheeeeyyy’ (can be repeated or one long whey also adding a short sharp choad is acceptable)

2) wafer: (faceplants the floor)
unruly crowd: ‘whhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy’
to be shouted repeatedly whenever elements of lad culture are evident, comments more suited to the fhm letters page than sophisticated conversation.
lad 1: “so basically, i was completely f-cked, y’know, i’d had like, two dozen pints, yeah, and this bird, yeah, she’s f-ckin’ lovin’ me, and you know what i did don’t ya? i sh-gged her, didn’t i!”
lad 2: “whey!”
lad 3: “whey!”
lad 4: “whey!”
(repeat until no longer funny)

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