Whi-fake-an


a white-fake-jamaican. this particular branch of humanity can be quite annoying. typical characteristic of the “whi-fake-an” include: dreadlocks, hypocrisy, high complaint frequency, poverty, annoying, scrounging, bad personal hygiene, a punchable face and skin tone that is pale in colour. all characteristics must be present to qualify for full whi-fake-an status i.e. a person with soley pale skin tone is white not a whi-fake-an etc.
an examnple of a whi-fake-an is rory. an annoying whi-fake-an that is yet to notice his low ranking social status of “whi-fake-an”

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