Whinerade
any drink, usually tequila-based, that helps compulsive whiners stop complaining and just have a good time. effects of whinerade include: excessive flirtation while being drank, depletion of reasons to complain, and causing the whiner to become a fun individual. warning: whinerism will be amplified threefold when withdrawing from the effects of whinerade – not to be confused with a hangover – due to the whiner’s system catching up for lost whining.
here, drink this whinerade, it’ll help you have a good time.
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