whip the cream
when a gentleman deposits his -j-c-l-t- into his lucky partner’s splatterbox, he then withdraw’s and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. the rapid mixing of s-m-n and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. thereby whipping the cream.
she’d been a rather good girlfriend lately so i thought i’d give her a treat once i finished. i decided to bring her to -rg-sm by using my fingers to whip the cream.
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