whipped

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend…in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.
d-mn! joe is whipped!
being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to. in most cases the guy isn’t getting any p-ssy.
spanky is so whipped by courtney it isn’t even funny…and he won’t even ever get any from her!
the mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. this mis-labeling isn’t applied by any sort of “lover” grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics…and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, not a failure. obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.
frat boy: me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. me only f-ck drunk ho’s at party….hmm…that guy happy with woman, say he love woman…he whipped i bet.

evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!
when a man is controlled by his girlfriend…almost entirely. to the point of embarresment when his friends tell him that his girlfriend has got him whipped.
cam is totally whipped but not as bad as swain.
doing every thing that your girlfriend says and ditching your real friends for her, being a little b-tch, answering to the crack of the voice, ray and schaub
ray freund w/ fran schaub w/ arianna
1. the past tense of whip, that is, to be hit with a piece of rope or like object.

2. to be utterly controlled or dominated by one’s partner, as in girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
felipe: man oh man! you shoulda seen it!
xander: what happened? is this another tale of whipping?
felipe: yes! john was getting whipped by his girlfriend again. she told him to bring home a tree that she found on the ground from wilmington to atlanta, so he picked up the tree, put it in his lap, and held it there for four hours, and then dropped it in the middle of his driveway.
xander: yep. that’s john for ya.
being controlled and doing everything your girlfriend tells you to
d-mn justina has sean sooo whipped that its actually really funny

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