Whipped Creampie

a lot like a creampie. the tip of a can of whipped cream is inserted into a v-g-n- and whipped cream is sprayed into the v-g-n-. the women’s partner then eats out the whipped cream.
me and mich-lle did our first whipped creampie together yesterday. we’re both hipsters and creampies were getting too mainstream…
similar to the creampie, (when you f-ck a girls p-ssy and some c-m leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls v-g-n- and eat it when it comes back out. this can be done by licking the girls p-ssy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. while the whipped cream is in the b-tches p-ssy, you can f-ck her and then if you c-m, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. then if you have whipped cream on your d-ck then it’s all the more reason to get a killer bl-wj-b.
1: dude, last night i gave annika a whipped creampie.
2: dude! tell me more!
1: she -rg-smed while i was licking it out.
2: did you f-ck her while it was in?
1: duh!!! what else would i have done?!?!
2: and… did she give you a bl-wj-b?
1: yes! it was the best f-cking s-x ever!

2: i can imagine!
the next day:
2: honey! why do we have no whipped cream left?
2’s wife (annika): i had fun last night and ate it all.

2: d-mn i’m gonna kill that son of a b-tch!
after j-zzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his d-ck around in the j-zz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.
the whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.
after the creampie is finished, the guy sucks his c-m out of the v-g-n- and gargles it until the right consistency. then when ready, spits it back at the v-g-n-.
guy 1 “my gf made me o a whipped creampie yesterday”

guy 2 “eww dude wtf……how did it taste?”

guy 1 “kinda sweet and sour”