Whiptug
a male masturbating with one hand while spraying a can of whip cream into his mouth with the other. it’s verbal counterpart, whiptugging, is also acceptable. best executed while listening to devo’s “whip it”.
– what are you up to tonight chris?
– probably just gonna stay home and whiptug tough.
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